{"product_id":"born-again-youth-clinic","title":"Born Again Youth Clinic","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBorn Again Youth Clinic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eClinic is live and accepting patients!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Plaid may be getting older, but it doesn’t have to perform like it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModel S and Model X Plaids lose performance as they age. A brand new S Plaid can run 9.3 @ 150 mph in the ¼ mile and 60–130 in 4.7 seconds, but that performance drops off as the car accumulates miles. Many older Plaids are running 9.5–9.8 @ 141–148 mph with 60–130 times of 5.0–5.4 seconds. That’s the unfortunate reality of an aging Plaid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd now that Tesla has stopped building new S and X Plaids, simply trading an aging car for a new one is no longer an option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor many owners, that isn’t a problem. A high 9 second car is still incredibly fast and a blast to drive. But what about the drivers who want maximum performance?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSirHarrold Youth Clinic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis a comprehensive performance restoration program designed to give aging Model S and Model X Plaids a second youth.   Your vehicle will be picked up via trailer to begin the rejuvenation. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery vehicle receives a customized treatment plan based on its condition, battery health, current performance, and the owner’s goals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Youth Clinic packages begin with a tune kit configured for the vehicle. Options range from Spicy and Very Spicy to Thai Hot and full race configurations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeveral battery refresh and upgrade options are available, ranging from fresh OEM style configurations to custom high performance race batteries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMultiple wheel, tire, and brake packages are also available, ranging from upgraded steel brakes through the OEM Tesla Track Pack. The Youth Clinic can also incorporate aesthetic rejuvenation, including the 2026 body, 2024+ Sport interior, and other available upgrades. These options are offered only as part of a Youth Clinic treatment package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatient Zero demonstrated what is possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter receiving the BORN AGAIN treatment, this 2021 Plaid with 120,000 miles is now outperforming even a brand new tuned 2026 Plaid. It regained the displayed range of a new car while delivering performance well beyond what it could achieve when new.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e60–130 improved from\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.26 to 4.22 seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe ⅛ mile improved from\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6.32 @ 114.12 mph to 5.86 @ 126.28 mph\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTesla App range improved from \u003cstrong\u003e264 to 324 miles\u003c\/strong\u003e (21\" app configuration).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd it did it without weight reduction. Patient Zero retains a full street interior and achieved these results on Michelin PS4S street tires with performance wheels and brakes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGetting older is inevitable. Performing like it isn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOTOX — Performance Rejuvenation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eHide your Plaid’s age with a specialized tune kit that makes it perform like a much younger Plaid.  Start here and add more treatments as desired.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sir-harrold-llc.myshopify.com\/products\/the-very-spicy-tune-box\"\u003eAvailable NOW - Order Very Spicy\u003c\/a\u003e and indicate BOTOX with your order.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUNG BLOOD THERAPY — Youth Restoration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA more in depth treatment combining battery and tune therapy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBORN AGAIN — Genetic Athlete Program\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike a brand new car, but with much, much more power.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGENETIC FREAK — Race Engineering Program\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustom battery pack with an advanced race system.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Born Again Youth Clinic is available \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eexclusively to customers who purchased a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sir-harrold-llc.myshopify.com\/products\/the-very-spicy-tune-box\"\u003eVery Spicy Tune\u003c\/a\u003e from SirHarrold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYouth Clinic services are not offered separately. Pricing and program details are available only to eligible SirHarrold Very Spicy customers.  Please contact SirHarrold to customize your package. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SirHarrold","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44573589143651,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/9730\/5955\/files\/FullSizeRender_48753f8d-de1a-4a0d-8a29-568b55fbd0ba.jpg?v=1789011711","url":"https:\/\/sir-harrold-llc.myshopify.com\/products\/born-again-youth-clinic","provider":"SirHarrold","version":"1.0","type":"link"}